SLEIGH QUEENS. The most wonderful – and fabulous – time of the year is fast approaching, poppets (hiya btw, Beary Poppins here - heat's resident drag queen), and let's be honest, as joyous as it is, that equates to a hella load of seasonal shopping stress. And if you're anything like me (a gorgeous 6ft4 bearded crossdresser, ha) then it's during this festive time of then year when you remember you know f**k all about the people in your life. What do I get mum for Christmas? No f**king clue. What do I get my best girly girl for Christmas? No f**king clue. What do I get my second best friend with benefits for Christmas? No f**cking clue – well, actually, I have one idea for him.
And if you're reading this very mainstream article, you're probably asking the question: what do I buy the drag queen in my life for Christmas? That I can help with.
Okay, so you might not have a drag queen in your immediate circle (I'm so sorry, darling), but you probably have someone who's always wanted to be one, has queen energy, is a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, beat's their face like Raven, or is just ever so slightly on the more fabulous side of existence in your life, in which case, you're in the right place.
I might not be Santa, but I've got a banging beard and know what queens want.
I've compiled a Christmas list of everything a drag queen could possibly wish for in 2024 and I've conferred with the entire drag spectrum to compile this one for you – seriously, I've consulted with drag sisters, colleagues and even Strictly and panto legend Craig Revel Horwood (for real). The list comprises everything from makeup to skin care products to event tickets, shows and reusable straws (IYKYK) – so scroll, shop and sleigh, my darlings.
Might I suggest you play Cher's DJ Play a Christmas Song while scrolling through these and turn the experience into a camp shopping montage? It just feels right, you know? Aesthetic.
Oh, and if you like my shopping lists, check out some of the others I've written for you: I’m a drag queen and these are the products you need to sparkle up your Halloween make-up, How to make your Pride outfits POP according to a drag queen and We’ve found the most magical Wicked movie merch that will change your life for good.
Kryolanuk.kryolan.com
This stuff is the secret to keeping a queen's face indestructible. Seriously, it's brunch-proof. Worth the extra few bob.
Amazon UKOnce the lips are on, they need protecting AT ALL COSTS, so straws are a must. These cheap af metal straws are lightweight and reusable.
Kryolanuk.kryolan.com
Again, I'm sharing some serious queen secrets with you lot - this fixing spray from Kryolan will freeze your make-up for hours and hours allowing you to look perfect all day. Off I go into hiding...
Dragged Outdraggedout.co.uk
It's one of my favourite brands and an absolute go-to for most of my drag sisters. Gift the queen in your life a gift card from Dragged Out and they'll know you've done your homework.
Bootswww.boots.com
This melts the drag make-up off night after night – and remember, we cake it on.
Hawaiian Tropicwww.superdrug.com
The shimmer on this though – turn yourself into a walking TikTok filter.
Amazon UKHonestly, these are my go-to lashes and you can get four pairs for under £7.
Superdrugwww.superdrug.com
Give this with true love this Christmas, our feet will thank you.
Superdrugwww.superdrug.com
I just want this.
Superdrugwww.superdrug.com
The beauty products in this advent calendar are actually incredible – and all for £30.
Superdrugwww.superdrug.com
100 shades for £10? I'm trash at gay maths, but that's 10 shades for every pound, right?
Amazon UKMy go-to make-up mirror. It comes with me everywhere.
Superdrugwww.superdrug.com
An essential and reliable primer for any queen who's make-up has ever been described as 'heavy duty'. It might feel like you're wearing a mask, it grips to your face for hours and hours.
Bootswww.superdrug.com
An essential and lighter hairspray for wigs. No more cotton candy hair with this one.
Photo by JUSTIN TALLIS / AFPwww.tixr.com
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about Big Brother, Love Island, and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅.