It's now officially November, which means Mariah Carey has finished defrosting, right? Wrong. (Sorry, Mariah babes, you're not that girl, yet.) The release of the hotly-anticipated Wicked means we're not interested in your wintry witchery until at least 1 December this year. November belongs to Wicked in our eyes. Green shall go with pink and not red for the next 30 days, End of. Sorry, to burst your bubble, Miss Carey.
The film, starring queen of queens Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba and Ariana Grande is set to be released across the country on Friday 22 November and naturally fans are rejoicifying and festivating.
Naturally, the official merch has defied ALL expectations and is, well, wicked beyond belief. But with so much good shiz to choose from you might get lost in the tulip fields.
Here's heat's list of the most thrillifying and popular Wicked merch out there – everything from makeup ranges to Crocs (yes, Crocs) – and exactly where to shop it.
Ps: 12 Wicked puns/nods in one intro is journalistic witchcraft.
Marks and SpencerMarks and Spencer
These Elphaba pyjamas from Marks and Spencer are giving a wicked night's sleep.
BootsBoots
We're obsessed with a lip oil here at heatworld, add extra shimmer and approval from Glinda herself and we're sold.
BootsBoots
No, this is Glinda's magic in a bottle.The r.e.m. beauty x wicked Galinda glow drops are 'a luminous, hydrating serum full of light-reflecting pigments, peptides, and hyaluronic acid for healthy-looking, even skin'.
Marks and Spencerwww.marksandspencer.com
Elphaba defying gravity from your 2024 Christmas tree. How could you not?
Marks and Spencerwww.marksandspencer.com
Glinda defying gravity from your 2024 Christmas tree? Again, how could you not?
Marks and Spencerwww.marksandspencer.com
This Wicked bath elixir from Marks and Spencer will cast a shimmering green spell over bathtime with a fairytale scent of green apples.
Primarkwww.primark.com
Get the Glinda look with this stunning and affordable double-breasted Bardot waistcoat in pink (obv)
PrimarkPrimark
Official Wicked tote bag from good ol' Primark for £3? Stop it.
www.boots.com
Get Galinda-fied with this r.e.m. beauty x wicked Galinda makeup set. Includes liquid eyeshadow in a shimmering soft lavender shade and a bubble-toned liner. The oh-so-popular inspired shade of blush & lip stick hydrates with a sheer flush of fuschia, top lips with a creamy metallic matte shade of rose. Basically, it will make you look like Ariana Grande, so for goodness sake, SHOP.
Bootswww.boots.com
This Wicked makeup palette offers icy blue crystal tones, playful pinks, and powerful greens, all inspired by the tones of the Ozdust ballroom.
PrimarkPrimark
We wouldn't recommend using these to defy gravity, but we would recommend them for makeup magic.
CrocsCrocs
An Elphaba croc? Take our money, broom, spell book, Fiyero...
Crocswww.crocs.co.uk
The Glinda Siren Clog is simply pink perfection – and it has a heel. A HEEL.
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about Big Brother, Love Island, and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅