And just like that, our world shatters *sadly, not a sex joke*.
Frankly, no one would blame you for raising an eyebrow here. We rose both when our editor presented us with this, ahem, news story this morning.
After all, we're talking about the legendary Gary Beadle of Geordie Shore fame here, aren't we?
Him of parsnip peen fame? Of Dreamboys fame? Of sleeping with five sets of identical twins fame? Of sleeping with over 1,000 women fame?!
He might've stepped away from the glamorous world of reality TV, VIP parties and eating kebabs in the rain, but those memories don't just go away. He was cemented in our minds in a very specific way thanks to a VERY specific time in reality television. And now we don't know what to believe.
Gaz was and always will be a machine in the sack, no? Apparently not 🍆 😔
Gary – who has two children with his wife, Emma McVey – recently posted a video of himself swinging his legendary golf club (again, not a sex joke, sadly) saying, "Guys are either good at sex or good at golf there's no inbetween."
Given that 34-year-old Gary is now a passionate golfer (seriously, he even has his own Instagram page exclusively for his swinging antics on the green - again, not a sex joke, sadly), we can only assume the worst here.
He captioned the post, "I know which i choose 🏌️♂️😅😂."
We can only assume he's all sexed out from his Geordie Shore days; maybe Charlotte Crosby will confirm once and for all in the upcoming reunion.
Oh, well. Either way, we'll always have the memories.
Gary appeared in the iconic MTV reality series, Geordie Shore from 2011 to 2017 (cementing himself into our fantasies forever).
In 2015, he appeared in the second series of Ex on the Beach and later returned to take part in the All Stars fifth series in 2016. He married Emma McVey in 2021.