Sorry, but is there anything Love Island queen Olivia Attwood can't do? Not only has she mastered virtually every reality series going, she's downright slayed the influencing and presenting games, she's bagged the man of her dreams (even if he gives her the 'ick' sometimes) and now, apparently, she can get more piping-hot tea out of a Spice Girl than a heat magazine journalist ever could.
That last bit was hard to write.
To summarise: OLIVIA, ATTWOOD, WHAT KIND OF FAUSTIAN DEAL HAVE YOU SIGNED AND WHERE DO WE SIGN?
We kid. This Love Island legend has got to where she is by being all sorts of iconic.
Olivia's latest slay is the debut of her new podcast, So Wrong It's Right, which since launching earlier this year has seen Olivia joined by some absolutely cracking guests like Georgia Harrison, Pete Wicks, Olivia's sister, Georgia, MAFS UK's Paul Brunson and now Mel B. Basically everyone who would get a VIP invite to heat's Christmas party.
Mel B joined Olivia for the latest episode of her new podcast and with Liv at the helm, of course, she was going to spill all that Spice Girls tea; she knows we'll happily soak it up/mop it up/slurp it up off the floor.
In a conversation about her upcoming wedding to fiancé Rory McPhee, Mel B revealed that because she is an MBE (given to her in the 2022 New Year Honours for services to charitable causes and vulnerable women) she is actually one of the few people who can get married at St. Paul's Cathedral in London, so that's exactly what she's doing.
Don't mind us, just manifesting Mel B MBE being dropped off in the Spice Bus.
While doesn't have a wedding date just yet, Mel revealed that she is currently in the process of making arrangements to marry her hairdresser boyfriend in the world-famous cathedral, which famously hosted King Charles' wedding to Diana Spencer in 1981.
She told host Olivia, "We already went there. I've just got to do a final bit of documentation because I have been married twice before, so you've got to pull all your divorce papers. We've already had the sit down interview, which I quite liked because the chaplain's asking me, 'Why do you want to be married again? Why before God? Why in a church?' It really makes you think, 'Well, why do I?'"
Speaking of Rory, Mel said, "This guy is a really good guy and adores me and I adore him and we have the same lingo because we're both from Leeds."
And because Olivia is better at our jobs than we are, she asked Mel whether all of her Spice Girls bandmates will be there on the big day...
Mel responded, "Well they f**king better be. Am I allowed to swear?"
Icon.
You might not have a date yet, Mel, but just so you know, the entire heat team are free on that day – whichever day it may be.