Celebrity Big Brother runner-up Danny Beard was robbed blind.
End of the article.
No, we're joking - but they were. As much as we like Coronation Street legend Jack P. Shepherd, can someone tell us one thing he did in the Celebrity Big Brother house other than perpetually slurp frightfully strong cuppas to warrant a win? We'll wait.
Anyway, as expected, the Drag Race UK series 4 winner has been delighting fans since leaving the house by doing endless press in London over the last couple of days, spilling all the tea about his successful Big Brother experience.
They've even managed to record an episode of their own podcast, Gossip Gays with co-host, Billy Andrew.
During their return episode, Danny touched on the fact that they'd spent the last couple of days answering questions about JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes (understandably) and we all know Danny is someone who knows how to read an audience, so they've only gone and revealed that back in 2018, they auditioned for Drag Race UK doing a JoJo Snatch Game impression and there's a hilarious pic to go with this reality telly multiverse tea (so check out Danny's TikTok if you're not an avid stalker already).
Danny captioned the post, 'It's 2018, I'm applying for Drag Race and I think doing @JoJo Siwa is the perfect Snatch Game... 🤣🤣.'
During their return episode, Danny's co-host mentioned the drag artist's past experience dragging up as JoJo, saying, 'You posted on your TikTok that for your first ever audition for Drag Race you did JoJo Siwa for your Snatch Game.'
To which Danny responded, 'I know, and what's really funny is that the gays who know Drag Race, like, understand what Snatch Game - it's an impersonation game, but there were a couple of people who were like, "This is horrendous, why would you bully a young girl?" I'm like, "Watch Drag Race, girl, it's a little silly impression," and to be honest with you it was s**t, hence why I didn't get on, it was 2018.'
Lies. We genuinely weed ourselves a bit when we saw the TikTok and then heard the corresponding impression on Gossip Gays earlier today.
After spending two days being quizzed about JoJo and Chris's relationship, as well as their ups and downs with JoJo in the house, Danny, understandably, didn't spend much time talking about the pair in their first episode back, other than adding, 'I love them both and I wish them all the best. Like, I really do.'