Honestly, if the heat team were vampires our blood would be spilled Made in Chelsea tea. The way we actually feast on it.
And the sustenance we're getting off the latest series of Made in Chelsea, well, we just can't put it into words – it's filling and delicious. As well the show giving us absolutely everything right now, the cast are continuously spilling behind-the-scenes tea on TikTok and Instagram and, honestly, it's a great time to be a thirsty heat journalist.
However, one thing that's a rarity these days are juicy Instagram Lives with cast members; BUT, last night (Tuesday 1 April), Miles Nazaire, Jazz Saunders and David 'Temps' Templer hopped on one together and you KNOW we screen-recorded the whole thing.
And thank the reality telly deities we did, because this was a fan feast.
Spoilers ahead etc. But not really, because Miles' dog apparently understands the assignment more than Miles himself.
As well, as having a wholesome chat about Jazz's emotional coming out scenes (which aired in the second episode of series 29), Miles lifted the lid on an unexpected cast 'issue' on the horizon – a potential feud between Jazz and Temps. We know these two have lightly locked horns once or twice in the past, but this is a storyline we didn't see coming.
And Miles being Miles, he spilled the beans before anything has played out on the show.
Speaking in front of thousands of MIC fans watching online, Miles spilled a major show spoiler while talking to Jazz about her coming out journey on Made in Chelsea, revealing, 'Let's talk about this, actually. Even you and Temps had a big issue and obviously it will get covered really soon on the show.'
Jazz interrupted the tea-spilling to stress, 'I love Temps.'
Miles then continued, 'And, yeah, there's a reason because there was clearly some...'
Sadly, Miles' dramatic reveal was interrupted by his dog Rocky threatening to jump on the table in his Chelsea pad. Sorry, but is anyone else getting serious lockdown throwbacks?
Temps then turned to Jazz to tell her, 'I was welling up watching that tonight. Obviously, I knew all about it, but I was actually welling up,' referring to the MIC queen coming out to her girlies and Jack Taylor in the Maldives.
Things seem fine between the Chelsea cast members in the here and now, but just what the heck went down between them earlier in the filming schedule for series 29? Sadly, we'll have to tune in to find out.
Unless Miles hops on another spontaneous Live that is...
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about Big Brother, Love Island, and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅