We feel a bit embarrassed that we're all jumping on the MAFS Australia bandwagon TWO YEARS after it first aired but to be honest, it is what it is and we desperately need some behind the scenes intel.
Warning: MAFS spoilers ahead
Let's kick things off with Sam Ball. Sam didn't have the best of luck with his on-screen wife Lizzie Sobinoff, and the pair called their marriage quits after just three weeks.
There had been rumours circulating that Sam had been having an affair with co-star Ines Basic, but he's since claimed that that storyline was merely "set up" by producers.
Hmmm, très intéressant.
Now that the dust has settled (with Lizzie returning to MAFS for a second stint), Sam looks unrecognisable. Seriously, he's ditched his tousled locks and, these days, he's full shaven from head to toe. Plus, from the looks of it he's majorly on the gym hype.
Yep. Ladies and gents, say hello to Sam Ball 2.0 (HELLO 😍).
So, now that Sam's practically a new man, we just had to do some stalking to see what he's up to. Turns out, he's living in Canberra in a snazzy apartment.
Want to take a look around? We thought you might.
CHECK OUT: Inside MAFS Australia's Sam Ball's Canberra apartment
Let's start with...
The chandelier dining room
Sam's got a boutique-y sort of feel going on in his dining room with ornate patterned wallpaper and a luxurious chandelier. Who would'a thought it?
Plus, we're loving the statement concrete table.
The open plan living kitchen/lounge with a five person sofa
Sam's got a breakfast bar with industrial bar stools opening out onto a big bachelor pad-style leather sofa.
The sleek, minimalist kitchen
Looks like Sam has an American fridge freezer.
With inset shelving and, what we think looks like jars of sweets - how CUTE.
The at-home gym and balcony
Sam has a full set of weights on his balcony.
And, it would seem he's got a bit of a sun lounger/panoramic view situation going on, too - dreamy.
Last but not least, we have...
The pool
Only joking, this is in a completely different Australian state, but we are so here for the down to earth paddling pool 😂.
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So, you've finished binging MAFS Australia (well, apart from the reunion) and you're at a bit of a loss as to what to do now?
Lucky for you, we've got the perfect fix. Celebs Go Dating, everybody. It's just finished airing on Channel 4, but if you're quick, you can catch up on everything on All4.
It may not be as glossy as MAFS, but they've had a hell of a series in the new 'mansion' edition, and there's even been some forbidden romances 👀.
We won't spoil it for you, but it's the perfect fix for your MAFS-deprived free time - you're welcome.