Lydia Bright was just very rude about James Argent’s peen

Poor old Arg has had what’s probably best described as an absolute shocker, as his ex-girlfriend Lydia Bright has been a bit rude about his penis – and his ability to use it.

While appearing on Comedy Central’s The Chris Ramsey Show, Lydia was playing a game with Ollie Locke in which she had to choose between answering an awkward question or drinking something disgusting.

Chris asked her "Who is better in bed? Your current boyfriend or Arg?", and she replied with: "My current boyfriend."

And then it got even more awkward.

Chris then asked whether Arg is a grower or a shower, to which she replied: "NEITHER!"

He also asked Ollie who his worst celebrity lover was, to which he joked (we think he was joking, anyway): “Arg!”. Lydia then added: “Mine, too!”

Blimey.

However, Lydia did also have some kind words to say about Arg – notably on his appearance on The Full Monty, in which he stripped off on telly for charity.

She said: "I missed it because I was away but he had balls to strip off on TV and it was great that he did it for charity.

"His granddad had prostate cancer so I know it was a matter very close to his heart. He is body conscious so it is a massive deal for him."

She added: "Arg and I broke up three years ago now and I always get asked about him. So much has happened in life since then.

"He and Gemma were always together in between me and him and they always got on so well. I love Gemma and I want to see him happy. I really do."

Lydia and Arg got together 2008 (a simpler time), and dated on and off for eight years, and much of the relationship was documented on TOWIE.

But it wasn’t meant to be. And now Arg is now (sort of) in a relationship with Gemma Collins, and Lydia is with mechanic Lee Cronin.

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