We at heat love a bit of good old fashioned nudity. We love it so much we made an entire gallery dedicated to celebrity penis (including Alex Bowen’s enormo wang). That was a weird and wonderful day.
So imagine our excitement when we heard our gal Charlotte Crosby had been spilling all the gory details about her new boyfriend Joshua Ritchie's willy - including some very alarming news about it's size.
She claims that Josh has a massive TEN INCH penis, and likened it to a 'baton'.
Sounds a bit scary tbh.
Speaking on Jamie Laing's podcast Private Parts, she said: “I’ll tell you a secret – he has got the biggest dick.
"No word of a lie, this microphone is ten inches long. It’s thick and it’s long. It’s almost like a baton.
"It’s so bad because I don’t stop telling people about it. Pretty bad isn’t it?”
Charlotte recently opened up to heat about her frustration that Josh hasn't dropped the L word yet.
"I said it to him, but it was a bit embarrassing because he didn't say it back! He told me he wasn't ready to say it yet. But you've got to admire his honesty - at least I'll know he means it!"
She also revealed Josh has met her parents, saying: "I thought if he met my mam and dad, it might move the relationship on a bit quicker! I was nervous, but everyone else was fine!
"Josh went down a treat. They really liked him and said he was a very genuine, nice boy. Dad and him were talking about football, but me mam was so drunk and was saying some odd things.
Want more celebrity penis? Of course you do. Check out our NSFW gallery below
Celebrity penis SLIDER
1 of 20Love Island's Alex Bowen's massive penis!
IT'S HUGE! Read more about his penis here
2 of 20Geordie Shore's Gary Beadle's penis take 1
Look at his parsnip! For more pics, click here
3 of 20Gary Beadle's parsnip penis take 2
OOOPH, look at him in his shorts
7 of 20Stephen Bear's VERY SHOCKING PENIS
BLOODY HELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? CHRIST ON A BIKE!
9 of 20Ashley Cain's penis
Ashley Cain off of Ex On The Beach only went and got his wang out on Snapchat!
10 of 20Lewis Bloor penis TAKE 2
Marnie uploaded this FULLY NAKED picture of Lewis Bloor when they were together. BLIMEY.
11 of 20JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS!!!
Bet you thought you wouldn't see actual Justin Bieber's actual penis on this list, hmmm?
12 of 20Alexander Skarsgard's penis
PHWOAAAAR. This peen isn't all it seems, though, read more about that here (and see more pics lol).
14 of 20Lewis Bloor penis take 3
Lewis Bloor showed off his penis AGAIN on Instagram in this transformation pic.
15 of 20Jay Alvarrez's penis
This YouTuber got his wang out on Snapchat to disprove his ex's claims it was small. Well done, hun.
17 of 20MIC's Alex Mytton's penis!
Alex's girlfriend at the time Nicole uploaded this VERY nawty pic to Snapchat. v
18 of 20ACTUAL SIMON COWELL'S PEEN
**Disclaimer: this is not actually Simon Cowell's peen.**OR IS IT?Read more here.
19 of 20HANG ON. CHUCKLE BROTHERS PENIS?
THERE IS A SENTENCE WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SAY. Can you spot the phallic symbol in the picture? Click here if not.
20 of 20Gary Beadle penis take 39499292
He just looooves to get his wang out, doesn't he?
"At one point, she told him, 'be careful, Charlotte is very unpredictable'. And I said, 'Mam! I can't believe you said that.' I think she meant to say I could have a bit of a temper. He's probably never going to love me now!"