Wayne Rooney ‘party girl’ Laura Simpson has been posting about Jeremy McConnell’s penis on Twitter

Laura Simpson, who made headlines last year after being caught in a car with married footballer, Wayne Rooney, has been posting about Jeremy McConnell’s penis on Twitter - and it’s pretty revealing.

Rumours she’d got together with Jeremy circulated last week, and when someone messaged her saying: “Can’t believe you stooped lower than Wayne”, Laura hit back: “Higher actually he’s massive and been nothing but nice to me every time I’ve seen him so don’t judge Trace”.

Wowzers.

Laura and Jeremy met out in Manchester, and reportedly spent the night together in his hotel room.

A source told The Sun: “Jeremy and Laura were both single when they met and they hit it off straight away.

“One thing led to another and they spent the night together after partying with their mates.

“It’s certainly not going to lead to a relationship but it’s a night of passion neither of them are going to forget in a hurry.”

Laura first hit headlines last year, after she was caught with Wayne Rooney in a car when he was arrested for drink driving.

When grilled about the incident on This Morning, Laura said she did “nothing wrong”, and added: "I don't know him to feel anything about him really."

And at the end of the interview, she said:  "Regret is a bit of a strong word for a situation where I don't really think I did anything wrong.

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