We at heat love a bit of good old fashioned nudity. We love it so much we made an entire gallery dedicated to celebrity penis (including Alex Bowen’s enormo wang). That was a weird and wonderful day.
And in news we quite literally think we’ve been waiting our whole lives for, it was reported last week that we're getting full frontal celebrity peen delivered right to our telly screens – as Naked Attraction is making a celebrity special.
If you aren’t familiar with Naked Attraction (where have you been?), it’s literally a programme where naked people get judged by their willies etc by someone who is picking out one to date.

It’s problematic in so many ways but we’re obsessed.
And the first celebrity reported to have signed up is shockingly Jeremy McConnell.
A source close to Jeremy told The Sun: "He's hit rock bottom and thinks that doing this show for a good cause could help turn his public profile around - even if it does mean getting naked. He's not ashamed of his tackle."
Producers are also said to be hoping to score names like Joey Essex, Lauren Pope and Jamie Laing – but aren’t having much success (shocker).

A source told The Sun: “The celebrity one-off show would be a ratings hit, with massive viewing figures.
“But producers are having a nightmare in trying to sign up the usual reality star suspects because no-one is prepared to to strip naked on telly.
“Many of those who have been asked would be up for doing something with Channel 4 for charity, but they’ve drawn the line at nudity.
Filming is due to begin in May, but it’s reportedly yet to be commissioned by Channel 4…
We REALLY hope this happens.
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Celebrity penis SLIDER

Love Island's Alex Bowen's massive penis!
IT'S HUGE! Read more about his penis here

Geordie Shore's Gary Beadle's penis take 1
Look at his parsnip! For more pics, click here

Gary Beadle's parsnip penis take 2
OOOPH, look at him in his shorts

Stephen Bear's VERY SHOCKING PENIS
BLOODY HELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? CHRIST ON A BIKE!

Ashley Cain's penis
Ashley Cain off of Ex On The Beach only went and got his wang out on Snapchat!

Lewis Bloor penis TAKE 2
Marnie uploaded this FULLY NAKED picture of Lewis Bloor when they were together. BLIMEY.

JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS!!!
Bet you thought you wouldn't see actual Justin Bieber's actual penis on this list, hmmm?

Alexander Skarsgard's penis
PHWOAAAAR. This peen isn't all it seems, though, read more about that here (and see more pics lol).

Lewis Bloor penis take 3
Lewis Bloor showed off his penis AGAIN on Instagram in this transformation pic.

Jay Alvarrez's penis
This YouTuber got his wang out on Snapchat to disprove his ex's claims it was small. Well done, hun.

MIC's Alex Mytton's penis!
Alex's girlfriend at the time Nicole uploaded this VERY nawty pic to Snapchat. v

ACTUAL SIMON COWELL'S PEEN
**Disclaimer: this is not actually Simon Cowell's peen.**OR IS IT?Read more here.

HANG ON. CHUCKLE BROTHERS PENIS?
THERE IS A SENTENCE WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SAY. Can you spot the phallic symbol in the picture? Click here if not.

Gary Beadle penis take 39499292
He just looooves to get his wang out, doesn't he?