Peter Andre’s peen has been in the news almost as much as the man himself (slight exaggeration), particularly last year when comments Rebecca Vardy made about it resurfaced after her appearance on I’m A Celeb.
To recap – she told the News Of The World a few years ago that he was her ‘worst love ever’ and that his willy was like a ‘miniature chipolata’, which all seems a bit rude to us.
Pete then appeared to hit back at the comments by posting a picture of a massive chipolata to Instagram with the caption “Now that’s a banger”, and made us fall in love with him even more.
And now his wife Emily MacDonagh’s joined in the fun, referencing Pete’s ‘massive willy’ on her Valentine’s Day card.
She wrote: “Peter your MASSIVE HEART is one of the reasons I love you Your MASSIVE WILLY is another” alongside a picture of a willy.
We’re obsessed, tbh.
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Pete posted a picture of the gift to Instagram, writing alongside it: "Lovely flowers my wife got me .....no idea who the card’s from!"
He also posted a picture of the gifts he got Emily, including a hangbag, roses, and a pair of boots, captioning it: "The beauty of Emily not having social media is that I can show you guys some of what I got her for V day and she’ll never know. Well she will tomorrow.