The Geordie Shore lot aren’t famed for their modesty (and we bloody love them for it), but we were nevertheless alarmed to see a close up of Sam Gowland’s bare bum wiggling away when we were casually stalking Chloe Ferry’s Instagram story.
To make matters all the more odd, the bum was dancing to Beyonce’s Crazy In Love, and tbh we’re a bit disturbed.
Chloe and Sam got together when he joined the cast of Geordie Shore for series 16, and seem to be pretty darn smitten.
They recently unveiled matching tattoos in honour of each other, and Sam posted a pic of them in the bath showing off the inkings with the caption: “2 words speak a thousand memories”.
Chloe’s tattoo is on her wrist, while Sam’s is on his neck.
In other Geordie Shore tattoo news (there’s a lot of that knocking about, tbh), the real meaning of Holly Hagan’s Greek inking has been unveiled – and it’s had us absolutely howling.
Holly’s appearing on Five Star Hotel, and when she met the hotel’s Greek owner he made the shocking revelation of what her tatt actually translates to.
He said, "I see you have a Greek tattoo" and proceeded to read out the words, "Love your life, living people."
A very shocked-looking Holly then said: "Right, well it’s not meant to say that. Google Translate! It's meant to say 'love the life you live'.
Very awks.
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Celebrity penis SLIDER
1 of 20Love Island's Alex Bowen's massive penis!
IT'S HUGE! Read more about his penis here
2 of 20Geordie Shore's Gary Beadle's penis take 1
Look at his parsnip! For more pics, click here
3 of 20Gary Beadle's parsnip penis take 2
OOOPH, look at him in his shorts
7 of 20Stephen Bear's VERY SHOCKING PENIS
BLOODY HELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? CHRIST ON A BIKE!
9 of 20Ashley Cain's penis
Ashley Cain off of Ex On The Beach only went and got his wang out on Snapchat!
10 of 20Lewis Bloor penis TAKE 2
Marnie uploaded this FULLY NAKED picture of Lewis Bloor when they were together. BLIMEY.
11 of 20JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS!!!
Bet you thought you wouldn't see actual Justin Bieber's actual penis on this list, hmmm?
12 of 20Alexander Skarsgard's penis
PHWOAAAAR. This peen isn't all it seems, though, read more about that here (and see more pics lol).
14 of 20Lewis Bloor penis take 3
Lewis Bloor showed off his penis AGAIN on Instagram in this transformation pic.
15 of 20Jay Alvarrez's penis
This YouTuber got his wang out on Snapchat to disprove his ex's claims it was small. Well done, hun.
17 of 20MIC's Alex Mytton's penis!
Alex's girlfriend at the time Nicole uploaded this VERY nawty pic to Snapchat. v
18 of 20ACTUAL SIMON COWELL'S PEEN
**Disclaimer: this is not actually Simon Cowell's peen.**OR IS IT?Read more here.
19 of 20HANG ON. CHUCKLE BROTHERS PENIS?
THERE IS A SENTENCE WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SAY. Can you spot the phallic symbol in the picture? Click here if not.
20 of 20Gary Beadle penis take 39499292
He just looooves to get his wang out, doesn't he?