One of the unexpected stars of ITV's reboot of Celebrity Big Brother was undoubtedly The Real Housewives of Cheshire OG, Lauren Simon. The moment we saw the reality star b*tching with Louis Walsh in a big pink wheelie bin, we knew we had a CBB queen on our hands. We then saw her try to sing in a girlband, act as a police chief and bang a gavel as a judge and we were CERTAIN we had a queen on our hands.
Despite the odd rumour about her daughter, Gigi Simon, going on Love Island next month, as well as a series 17 of RHOCheshire currently playing out on ITVBe, the global Lauren Simon takeover we were hoping for hasn't really happened. Boo.
However, heat recently stumbled across a telltale sign that a new showbiz job could be on on the horizon for Lauren and it is THE MOST LAUREN SIMON JOB EVER.
Meme queens Love of Huns recently put out an ad on their Instagram grid announcing that they are looking for "huns" to host their new "gorgy podcast" (although clearly in pre-production we can already say we have a new fave pod, cause let's be honest heat and Love of Huns are like your drunk single aunties at a wedding and you know you're obsessed).
Can you see where we're going with this? We're excited, too.
Have a casual peruse of the post's comments and you'll notice a conversation between CBB stars Bradley Riches and Lauren – a conversation we are hoping/praying/manifesting leads to something more because all of our ears deserve this in 2024.
Bradley commented, "@lauren_simon_835 I better see you doing this 👀," to which Lauren replied, "@brad_riches ooh yes please 🙏🏼."
Love of Huns, that's Lauren effin' Simon taking the job. Consider the position filled.
Saying that, there's stiff competition out there, as from the looks of the comments, the likes of RuPaul's Drag Race UK's Kitty Scott Claus, Mae Muller and comedian Jules Cameron are also interested in the hunniest job of the summer...
Lauren, just in case, get that introductory video in ASAP. We need this for you more than you.