We're at that point in the Love Island: All Stars journey where we're starting to lose some true villa legends to the passage of time; one of those legends being Love Island 2018's Kaz Crossley.
No questions at this time, and please direct any hate to Reddit 'cause we're not interested 💅.
We adore the girl at heatworld and think she handled herself like a goddam pro on All Stars 2025 – from riotous rows to secret smooches to spicy sauntering, Kaz entertained us, stayed true to herself and even left the show with a hunky Montel-McKenzie-shaped man on her arm. Ooft.
Last week, Kaz, Montel and Nas Majeed were dumped in brutal twist which saw the two most popular Islanders – Elma Pazar and Luca Bish – send home THREE of their villa mates. Savage.
As much as we're going to miss Kaz on our screens, we won't lie, we are a little chuffed at Luca and Elma's decision because it means Kaz has her phone back now and can spill tidal waves of villa tea as and when she likes without Love Island producers breathing down her neck like Dementors.
Naturally, here at heatworld, we've been hanging on our girl's every digital spill since her dumping, but one post in particular had us reeling in hysterics.
On Sunday 2 February 2024, Kaz shared a snap of a giant bag full of Love Island-branded condoms on her Instagram story with the caption, 'Unpacking...tried to get my money's worth after being dumped clearly 🥲.'
Just to give this a little context for those scratching their heads. In the past, Love Island producers and past Islanders have told us and other outlets that the Love Island villa (both the Majorca gaff and the South African gaff) is literally littered with condoms.
Apparently, they're haemorrhaging out of every draw and cupboard and we love that for our Islanders...
BUT, no one has ever told us these condoms are actually Love-Island-branded condoms, let alone take a picture of two dozen of them freshly pinched from the villa after a dumping.
Iconic. Iconic. ICONIC.
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about Big Brother, Love Island, and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅.