We cannot stress this enough, Love Island lovers; this article is as much for our benefit as it is for yours, because 'Turbo' Ronnie Vint is moving at such a force and speed inside the Love Island 2024 villa walls that even we're struggling to keep up with his score card almost halfway through the series.
The footballer entered the villa as an OG boy on day one and since then it's been love interest after love interest, snog after snog, triangle after triangle... and come to think of it, has he made one morning coffee for any of these queens?
Seriously, what is the secret to his undeniable rizzy ways? It can't just be the bad boy footballer thing, can it?
Asking for a friend (WHO HAS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN MEN, FYI).
Saying that, Ronnie is clearly doing something right on Love Island as he's not been short of female attention for a single day in Majorca.
He's currently rekindling things with Harriett Blackmore, with the couple recently going on their first official date outside of the villa, but just so we have all the receipts in one place, here's a deep dive into Ronnie's history with our Love Island girlies – and not to doubt his current intentions, but we have a sneaky suspicion this article may see a fair few updates this summer.
After all, why open and close doors, when there's a revolving door right there?
Uma Jammeh
We know what you're thinking, you can't recall these two even talking in the villa, let alone hooking up? You're right, nothing sexy has happened between the pair in the Love Island villa (aside from a peck in a challenge), but they did share a drunken snog four years ago, according to Uma Jammeh.
Upon locking eyes on one another in the villa for the first time, Uma told Ronnie, "Where we know each other from, do you remember? I'm pretty sure it was you, the Euros like four years ago, at Ballie Ballerson."
Matilda Draper
While he has not embarked on anything romantic with bombshell Matilda Draper inside the villa, the pair do know each other IRL and have history.
Surprisingly Ronnie didn't date Matilda, nor did he hook up with her prior to being on the dating show, like Uma. It turns out it was actually Ronnie's mate who shared a romance with Matilda once upon a time.
"My pal was seeing her for months," he confessed with a laugh.
Tiffany Leighton
Tiffany Leighton entered the Love Island villa on day 12 and immediately turned Ronnie's head (bless, our Harriett). After spending a night away with Ronnie in a separate villa, Tiffany chose to couple up with him officially. Then after a few days, Tiffany voiced concerns about her and Ronnie, stressing that she thought the vibe was more friendly, rather than romantic or sexual. On day 21 – after a public vote which left her vulnerable - some of her fellow Islanders decided to send her home alongside fellow bombshell Omar Nyame.
Harriett Blackmore
Harriett has maintained that Ronnie has been the only boy she's fancied since day dot (despite a brief and unsuccessful dalliance with Ciaran Davies). Bless her, though, it's been love triangle after love triangle in her pursuit of Ronnie, although the couple seem to be back on track after coupling up with each other once again in week three.
Jess White
Ronnie was coupled up with Jess White on day one as part of that brutal first day twist, and the two hit it off right away. Jess's smarts and quick wit kept the footballer's attention dribbling - until his head got turned by one Harriett Blackmore. At the start of week three, Jess made it clear that she didn't feel like the door was fully closed on Ronnie – until Ronnie went and slammed it following a romantic date with Harriett.