The Love Island 2023 finale may have come and gone but we are clinging onto the Islanders and their life outside of the villa like Martin Akinola clung onto that tub of popcorn on movie night.
From Tanyel Revan shocking us by shooting down Spencer Wilks and revealing she is “seeing someone” during the Love Island Reunion show, to Will Young and Jessie Wynter’s first date, we are loving it all.
But the duo everybody really wants to hear about is the winners of this year’s Love Island aka the most wholesome couple to ever win the dating show.
King Kai Fagan and Queen Sanam Harrinanan (we are waiting for them to be acknowledged by the British monarchy, just some issues with paperwork and them not being of ACTUAL royal blood or something) were the latest couple on heat dates and offered up some surprisingly spicy secrets.
Ever since Martin announced on his episode of heat dates that Lana Jenkins and Ron Hall, “kiss like siblings,” it has been the news on everybody’s lips.
Olivia Hawkins was quick to shoot down the rumours when we chatted to her a few weeks back and now Lana and Ron’s BFFs have come to speak about the show runners-up.
“I think they said before, they’re not very...but trust me we’re in the bedroom,” Sanam giggled.
First of all, ew and second of all, ew.
“Ron told me, ‘I put my leg up, put the blanket over my leg so that’s loads of space so you can’t see what’s happening with my hands underneath it,” Kai explained, divulging his pal's moves to get freaky with Lana under the covers.
“Let’s just set the record straight, there is sexual chemistry,” Sanam confirmed.
“I don’t know if they did do anything but there is definitely sexual chemistry there,” Kai re-iterated.
Ronald Hall, you sly dog.
Here we were thinking that Ron and Lana were the villa's vanilla couple but it turns out they might be more FRUITY then plain ol' vanilla (rum and raisin, maybe?).
Kai and Sanam were definitely the closest to Ron and Lana towards the end of their time in the villa, if anyone was going to know what really went on between the couple it would be our Love Island winners.
We're just not sure whether our lives are better for knowing the such saucy villa secrets.