Christmas jumpers come in all shapes and sizes. No, seriously, if you can think of it, it’s probably out there in some Christmassy form. From your favourite TV characters to slogans and cute patterns, the Christmas jumper market is, err, a tad over saturated.
And, if you're anything like us, you'll LOVE the sort of jumper that would land you a nice spot on the naughty list. So, if you’re after a sweater that’ll make your friends, family or co-workers laugh out loud – we've got you.
They’re hugely inappropriate and funny AF, but they're the sort of jumpers that will bring a little extra laughter after another year of the 'rona. Here are the best rude Christmas jumpers...that you shouldn’t be browsing at while at work.
Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
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The best rude Christmas jumpers for women
1 of 6Tim And Ted Joke Christmas Sweatshirt Santa's Favourite Ho Hoe Pun
Single yourself out as the best kind of HO HO HO this Christmas. Only jokin' ud83dude09.
2 of 6Like a Virgin Christmas Jumper - Unisex
We cannot stop cracking up at this. We'll also be singing Madonna for the rest of the week.
3 of 6Brave Soul Mens Cracker Bulldog Jumper
Ok, so technically this jumper is for men, but we reckon it's defo unisex - just chuck on a small. Plus, who wouldn't pull you honayyy?
£6.99
4 of 6Tits The Season Christmas Jumper - Unisex
Tits the season indeed ud83dude02. This is bound to make your loved ones laugh and, hey, it looks comfy AF, too.
5 of 6Red/White Christmas Jumper With 'I'm Sexy & I Snow It' Slogan
I'm sexy and I know it may not be the song of the year anymore, but people are bound to get the reference and plus, you ARE sexy and you snow it ud83dude09.
6 of 6Merry Christmas Bitches sweatshirt jumper
Blunt and straight to the point. Maybe just don't wear it to the work Xmas party?
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The best rude Christmas jumpers for men
1 of 5Adults Threadbare Novelty Light Up Christmas Jumpers
Leg or breast? We'd go leg personally, breast is always a bit dry ud83eudd37♀ufe0f.
£15.99 - £19.99
2 of 5Jack & Jones Originals Christmas jumper 'let's get elfed up'
A knitted number perfect for that man who loves a tipple or two on Xmas day.
3 of 5'Piste Again' Ski Unisex Sweatshirt Jumper
If you're a bit of a skiing fanatic then this is the jumper for you. You and your rah skiing pals will love it, darling.
4 of 5Naughty Nice Nobhead Jumper
A bit of a spin on the classic - I am sure you will have a mate that will fit this well.
5 of 5Jingle My Bells For A Happy Christmas Unisex Sweatshirt
Ah, the classic 'jingle my bells.' A timeless joke, if you ask us.
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So, you've shopped Christmas jumpers and you are ready to make a statement and a half at your next family gathering, but have you shopped your family's Christmas presents?
No? Did that sentence just set your heart going a teeeeny bit faster? Not to worry, you've still got plenty of time, but some bits have already started to sell out, so we reckon you should have a browse of our SUPER AMAZING gift guides.
Seriously, though, they are good.
We've covered everything, from gifts for fitness freaks, to secret Santa gifts, to your general gifts 'for her' list. Honestly, you won't even have to leave out site, we're that good.
So kick back, grab a cuppa and get browsing, because Christmas is barrelling towards us faster than the speed of light.