You can now get Jackie Weaver merch and we’re LIVING

You have no authority here

jackie weaver merch

by Lucy Smith |
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If you haven't been living under a rock these past few weeks, you might have seen a certain parish council meeting floating around the interweb 👀.

If you have been living under a rock then, tbh, we need to intervene. Watch this, quick:

Now that you're in the loop, let's unpack the chaos a little bit...

First up, Jackie Weaver is giving off strong independent woman vibes and we are SO here for it.

Secondly, John Smith cackling in the corner - obsessed.

And, finally, can we just have a round of applause for Julie's iPad. Seriously, the unsung hero of the Handforth Parish Council meeting 👏.

So, without further ado, behold, the perfect way to channel your newfound Jackie Weaver love: MERCH.

From face masks to wall prints, the folks on Etsy have seriously come through with all the goods because, well, why wouldn't you want "You have no authority here, Jackie Weaver," framed in your front room?

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Jackie weaver mug1 of 7
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Jackie weaver mug

Because why wouldn't you want exert your male dominance with your morning cuppa char xx.

You have no authority here Jackie Weaver Face mask2 of 7
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You have no authority here Jackie Weaver Face mask

We love a funny face mask, and this one is sure to get people smiling in ya local Tesco.

Handforth Parish T Shirt3 of 7
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Handforth Parish T Shirt

We're just here for John Smith cracking up in the background, tbh.

Jackie Weaver Badge4 of 7
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Jackie Weaver Badge

This is the mood we'll be taking into our work Teams meetings henceforth.

Jackie Weaver Print, Parish Council Teams Meeting Meme5 of 7
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Jackie Weaver Print, Parish Council Teams Meeting Meme

We'd like this quote etched into our tombstones, please.

You Have No Authority Here Jackie Sweatshirt6 of 7
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You Have No Authority Here Jackie Sweatshirt

Nothing says loungewear like the Handforth Parish Council meeting.

You Have No Authority Here Jackie Weaver Greetings Card7 of 7
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You Have No Authority Here Jackie Weaver Greetings Card

Reach out to a friend this lockdown, tell them you lov-, no sorry, tell them they have no authority here, Jackie Weaver - much more heartfelt, if you ask us.

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We guess that's 2021 one for you, right? You can't go give your nan a hug but you can buy a mug in tribute to Jackie Weaver, councillor of the Handforth Parish Council.

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In other 2021 news, you can now buy strawberry and white chocolate Coco Pops. If you love the Corner strawberry yoghurt with the white chocolate biscuit balls then you are going to love LOVE this cereal.

It's sweet, it's sugary (but with 30 per cent less sugar than other cereals on the market, FYI) and, most importantly, it turns your cereal milk pink. I know, hun - wow.

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