We know, we know, we're usually far more articulate than this, but if Love Island fans have predicted this one correctly (which they frequently do), then...
NOOOOOOOO! Honestly, devo'd.
Following last night's steamy (steamiest ever?) heart rate challenge, it was revealed that Dami's heart was set a flutter most by Paige, not Indiyah, while Indiyah's heart rate skyrocketed for Andrew (huh?), rather than Dami. Saying that, our heart rate went through the roof as we sat there watching Charlie trying to remove those trousers with as much sex appeal as an episode of Cash in the Attic - and no, we weren't flustered.
As per, a number of the boys are now having to make amends with their partners - and not the other way round for some bizarre, archaic reason. Nevertheless, this challenge has caused tension in camp Damiyah and we're nervous because Twitter is nervous. Seriously, if Love Island producers were measuring OUR heart rates right now...
A casual browse on Twitter highlights one seriously worrying outcome; that this could be the end of Dami and Indiyah. We really hope not - namely because we're DYING to get them on an ep of Under the Duvet together - because they are (were?) arguably this year's golden couple.
One Twitter user wrote, "Indiyah deserves someone nice, like Andrew #LoveIsland".
While another tweeted, "indiyah and dami better kiss and make up right the fuck now because this is hurting my feelings #loveisland".
Plot twist: it gets worse. After Dami's heart skipped a beat for Paige in the challenge, Twitter is now sniffing out a potential new love triangle.
One fan tweeted, "Indiyah acc needs to watch dami and Paige…"
While another added, "I like Dami and Indiyah but i think Dami's head can be fully turned".
We know we asked for this drama, Universe. But now we have it, we'd like to politely return it and ask you to protect Dami and Indiyah from, well, you.
Where is Dami Hope from?
Get ready for a lush accent folks, because Dami is from Dublin.
How old is Dami Hope?
Dami is 26.
What does Dami Hope do for a job?
He's a Senior Microbiologist, who "specialises in conducting studies and research, focusing on microorganisms." Good looking, edgy AND clever.
Does Dami Hope have Instagram?
Why is Dami Hope going on Love Island?
Dami is giving some major 'player' vibes, as he's looking to get to know everyone, "This year I was kind of being more open to new things and I think actually that's why I put myself out there to get some new experiences.
"Love Island is a different experience, I will be talking to different girls, it might not go well with some, might go well with others, so it’s a fun experience."
What will Dami Hope bring to the villa?
He says, "When I’m actually in a relationship, I think it’s a star sign thing, I’m an Aries but I’m very passionate - I always used to put that person first. If they had something they wanted to do or something they were passionate about, I’d make sure that even if it’s something I’m not talented at I’d get talented at it just so it helps them.
"I’m really good at being in a team and actually looking after each other."
**_Love Island continues tonight at 9pm on ITV2 and ITV Hub. Episodes are available the following morning on BritBox**_