Davide Sanclimenti, AKA one of the fittest men ON PAPER to enter the Love Island villa, made a big splash when he joined the show as a bombshell. He was coupled up with Gemma 'daughter of Michael' Owen for, what, half a day, before recoupling with Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu.
While things seemed to be going well with Davide and Ekin-Su after they first got together last week, Ekin-Su has made it clear that Davide needs to up his game.
This frustration was made clear in Tuesday's episode when Davide didnt bring her up a coffee to the balcony, as is a tradition on the show, while all the other girls were given drinks.
Did the eggs and salmon from earlier in the week mean NOTHING? Apparently not.
And it seems that Davide's complacency may have spelt the end of his relationship with Ekin-Su - that is, at least - if the teaser for tonight's episode is anything to go by.
The clip showed Ekin-Su sneaking off and crawling ON HER HANDS AND KNEES to share a kiss with newcomer Jay Younger.
And Davide's family are not happy about how things are going for Davide in the villa.
"How about you make your own coffee?" they wrote on his Instagram account.
"Over the past few days we all had to tolerate a desperate attempt to steal the show. Like Davide said “something is not quite right” and we really hope he figures out what’s really going on and takes action...
"‘If you want to be treated like a lady, act like one first... Yours truthfully, Davide's team."
Whatever the outcome, we hope this doesn't spell the end of Davide's time on the show as we are big fans of the Italian Stallion. Over the years, we've fallen in love with many Islanders (Ovie Soko, Tommy Fury), but Davide may just trump them all.
Honestly, there must be something wrong with this man because he looks like he was carved by ANGELS.
How old is Davide Sanclimenti?
He is one of the oldest Islanders this year at 27 years old.
What does Davide Sanclimenti do for a living?
You'll be shocked to know that he isn't a model, he's a business owner.
Where is Davide Sanclimenti from?
He's from Rome, Italy and boy does he know it, "I’m going to be the Italian stallion in the Villa!
"With my Italian charm, I can also be a very romantic guy. I’m good looking and I’ve realised since I first arrived in Manchester, a lot of English girls actually love me. They love to be around me and I love to be around them."
Does Davide Sanclimenti have Instagram?
You'll be glad to know he does, and we're about to print out all of his posts and put them on our office walls so we can look at him all day long.
Why is Davide Sanclimenti going on Love Island?
Surely he doesn't need any help finding the ladies?
"I want to find my soulmate, find my person so I can actually build something in the future, grow with them, be a family.
"My would say that I’ve got a good heart, I’m a very deep person. For the people around me, I’m always there, ready to support and help them in a moment of need."
Don't mind us, we've just passed out.
Love Island is on at 9pm Sunday - Friday in ITV2 and ITV Hub. Episodes are available the following morning on BritBox