The new series of Celebs Go Dating is just around the corner and we can’t wait to see some of the UK's favourite reality stars out in the wild, wining and dining us, The Willing Public.
And ahead of the series launch early next year, Miles Nazaire – best known as Made in Chelsea’s most prolific romancer – has opened up about his “type” and she certainly sounds familiar.
“I’ve got a type: petite brunettes, blue eyes and tanned skin,” he said. “If you are that slide right in!”
Hmm.
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Fans didn’t miss a beat and took to the comments to point out the description sounds just like his Made in Chelsea co star and ex-girlfriend, Maeva D’Ascanio.
“I mean . . . that's Maeva!” said one. “But we know what you mean! Good luck - as if you need it! You've definitely been tickled with the good looking stick! 😂”
“Lool.....and no one knows you're exactly describing Maeva 😉😉”, said another, while one more wrote, “There is only 1 Maeva 💗@maevadascanio no one can replace her 🤷🏻♀️x”.
Some pointed out that his other Chelsea love interest, Ruby Adler, has brown eyes, while one commenter pointed out, “All the people saying that sound like his ex, well isn't that how having a type kinda works? 😂.”
Made in Chelsea is currently coming to the end of its 22nd series and Miles and his various conquests have been, unsurprisingly, at the centre of most of the drama.
Last series saw Miles swipe model scout Ruby out from under the nose of her boyfriend of ten years, Reza Amiri-Garroussi, before swiftly losing interest and turning his attentions back to ex-girlfriend-he-still-has-crazy-chemistry-with Maeva.
Of course, this latest pivot wasn’t without its own controversy as Maeva was involved in her own on-off relationship with James Taylor – formerly Miles’ best mate – and declared that the only way to “hurt James [was] to sleep with Miles.”
Seems legit.
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Spencer Matthews and Caggie Dunlop
The OG tragic split, even featuring an IRL (well, scripted reality) leaving at the airport scene. Spencer and Caggie weren't officially a couple, with Spencer dating model Funda Önal, but the chemistry between them was undeniable and for a long time Spenny thought of her as the love of his life. Eventually, feeling played by Spencer stringing her along while refusing to dump Funda (we don't blame her, tbh) Caggie left to pursue a "music career" in New York, and Spencer, realising the error of his ways, rushed to catch her at the airport to win her back. He missed her. Talk about dramatic.
Ollie Lock and Gabriella Ellis
Cast your minds back to the first series and you will remember that a long-locked Ollie Lock was in fact dating a woman - aspiring pop star Garbriella Ellis, no less. But the couple split because Ollie was confused about his sexuality, and he quickly went on his "first ever" date with a man, leaving Gabriella heartbroken. So heartbroken, in fact, that she wrote her next pop song, Fight, about him, and there were some bizarre scenes in series two when she cast an Ollie lookalike to play the role of the leading man (subtle, hun).
Hugo Taylor and Millie Mackintosh
We all know how this turned out IN THE END, but cast your minds back to series one and you'll remember the OG Chelsea power couple met a very messy end when Millie found out that Hugo (best mate of slimy Spencer Matthews) had cheated on her with HER best friend, the unassuming Rosie Fortescue. Cue a VERY dramatic speech at a party where Millie outed their betrayal in front of all their friends, making for possibly one of the best MiC scenes to this day.
Spencer Matthews and Louise Thompson
After Caggie, Spencer's next conquest (in fact there might have been a few in between, to be fair), was weepy Louise Thompson, who was regularly reduced to tears by his womanizing ways. For some reason she stayed with him through multiple infidelities (seriously, we don't get it?) but things eventually came to a head when Spence met Louise at a bridge by the Thames (a classic) and told her he couldn't respect her when she "allowed" him to cheat on her.
Binky Felstead and Alex Mytton
We were all rooting for Binky and new boy Alex Mytton when he showed up in series five, but it quickly became apparent he was one of the 'bois' by how well he got along with resident villains Spencer and Jamie Laing. They were a cute couple for a while, but Binky eventually split with Alex after learning he'd cheated on her on a night out with Spencer. She later found out the night in question had actually been an ORGY, which made things ten times worse. Poor Binks.
Sam Thompson and Tiffany Watson
Ah, young love's dream. Except, not really, because a freshly de-cherried (presumably) Sam Thompson simply could not keep it in his pants during his two year relationship with Tiffany Watson. The couple eventually split during tearful scenes in Croatia, with Tiffany quitting the show shortly after. However, after Sam returned in 2019 with his Love Island girlfriend Zara McDermott in tow there were some seriously tense scenes where Sam very much gave the impression he wasn't over his first love.
Louise Thompson and Alik Alfus
This one ruined us. Sure, New Yorker Alik was a bit of a bumbling idiot, and moving to the UK and asking Louise to marry him was A TAD overkill, but the scenes where Louise decided she couldn't go through with it and gave the ring back were peak heartbreak. There was later talk that their split had something to do with fellow American cast member Stephanie Pratt, but she hit back with a tweet saying, "Uhhh no she was shagging her trainer since March." She's now engaged (or is she?) to said trainer, Ryan Libbey.
Jamie Laing and Frankie Gaff
We hate to say it, but Chelsea OG Jamie Laing just doesn't seem like he deserves a girlfriend. Not that Frankie Gaff was our fave, but is there a single partner Jamie hasn't done the dirty on? His relationship with Frankie was particularly eye-roll, but Frankie gave as good as she got when she went after Jamie's boi Alex Mytton and allegedly hooked up with TOWIE's Dan Edgar. They eventually split after one too many tearful confrontations at the dinner table with friends, and Frankie quit shortly afterward.
Liv Bentley and Digby Edgley
After meeting on the set of one of 'photographer' Liv's nude shoots, it was love at first sight for these two and they managed a pretty normal relationship for a good few series. But things started getting rocky in series 18 with Digby increasingly frustrated by Liv's social life and Liv feeling stifled. At the end of the series after some major on-ing and an off-ing, Digby left for South Africa for work for three months, but then Liv went on Celebs Go Dating and the former couple shared some cut throat digs on Insta.
Maeva D'Ascanio and Miles Nazaire
Let's face it - the golden era of MiC ended when the last remaining connections to the OG cast faded from the show (excluding Jamie Laing, obv), and we've been less invested in their relationships since then. But a special mention goes to Maeva D'Ascanio and Miles Nazaire. As each others' first loves in their native France, Maeva followed Miles to London where she joined the MiC cast and after a full series of heartbreak, the couple agreed to move on. We're sure Miles didn't have his best mate James Taylor in mind for Maeva's next squeeze, though. Awks.
Sam Thompson and Zara McDermott
After meeting on the celeb circuit, Sam brought Love Islander Zara onto MiC with him (despite her being very much not from Chelsea) in 2019 as he returned from a break from filming. Cue VERY awkward exchanges with his ex, Tiffany, who also picked that series to return. In September 2020 allegations of Zara cheating on Sam during her stint on The X Factor came to light (oh how the tables have turned, hey Sam?) and their dramz split is set to play out on the upcoming series.
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Fans took to Twitter in their droves to express their distaste for Maeva's plan, with one writing, “No Maeva is actively unbalanced! James kisses another girl, so she’s off to shag Miles?!?!?!? #madeinchelsea”.
“James really needs to throw Maeva in the bin. He really doesn't deserve this. Maeva is playing some emotionally abusive toxic games with James,” said another, with one more writing, “These two are not happy with each other. From what has been shown, it is a very toxic relationship.”
Anyway, Miles is set to terrorise members of the public on the upcoming series and said of joining the agency, “I’m nervous but excited. I’m going to really enjoy the experience, as I’ve never had anyone have control of my dating. I’m excited to see what happens when someone else decides who I date.”
Speaking of the show’s return to its regular format, Sarah Tyekiff, Lime Pictures’ Head of Unscripted Programming, said, “It’s been a long time coming for our celebs to get back out in the real-world and date potential suitors. We can’t wait to see how their dating skills cope now they are outside the confines of their own homes and back out on the town. This brand-new series is going to be the biggest test yet as we set out to ramp up the dates creating more challenges and compatibility tests, putting our celebrities through their paces as they get closer to finding love.”