We at heat are pretty partial to the peen. So partial, in fact, we made a whole entire hub of celebrity penises. Just for your peen viewing pleasure.
That was a weird day.
Anyway, the latest peen to grace social media comes in the form of Scotty T’s self-proclaimed ‘turbo dick’.
He posted a picture to his Instagram of him in his boxers, and by golly would you look at that peen.
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Corr blimey.
It was recently reported that Scotty would be replacing Bear as Charlotte Crosby’s co-host on Just Tattoo Of Us – so you could be about to see a whole lot more of his peen.
A source told The Sun: Charlotte and Bear just can’t work together since they broke up. One minute they love each other – the next it’s hate.’
‘MTV are desperate to keep them both involved with the show, they don’t want a “him or her” situation,’
The source added: ‘There are discussions taking place now to try and work it all out.’
Nobody seems entirely sure what’s going on with Charlotte and Bear now, however, so watch this space.
IN OTHER PENIS NEWS:
Did you spot this PEEN in Peter Andre’s latest Instagram post?
Everyone’s going crazy for this Ex On The Beach star’s PEEN pic on Instagram
NOW READ: ALL THE CELEBRITY PENIS PICTURES YOU COULD EVER NEED. NSFW, OBVIOUSLY
All the celebrity penis pictures you could EVER need **NSFW, OBVIOUSLY**
1 of 20Love Island's Alex Bowen's massive penis!
IT'S HUGE! Read more about his penis here
2 of 20Geordie Shore's Gary Beadle's penis take 1
Look at his parsnip! For more pics, click here
3 of 20Gary Beadle's parsnip penis take 2
OOOPH, look at him in his shorts
7 of 20Stephen Bear's VERY SHOCKING PENIS
BLOODY HELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? CHRIST ON A BIKE!
9 of 20Ashley Cain's penis
Ashley Cain off of Ex On The Beach only went and got his wang out on Snapchat!
10 of 20Lewis Bloor penis TAKE 2
Marnie uploaded this FULLY NAKED picture of Lewis Bloor when they were together. BLIMEY.
11 of 20JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS!!!
Bet you thought you wouldn't see actual Justin Bieber's actual penis on this list, hmmm?
12 of 20Alexander Skarsgard's penis
PHWOAAAAR. This peen isn't all it seems, though, read more about that here (and see more pics lol).
14 of 20Lewis Bloor penis take 3
Lewis Bloor showed off his penis AGAIN on Instagram in this transformation pic.
15 of 20Jay Alvarrez's penis
This YouTuber got his wang out on Snapchat to disprove his ex's claims it was small. Well done, hun.
17 of 20MIC's Alex Mytton's penis!
Alex's girlfriend at the time Nicole uploaded this VERY nawty pic to Snapchat. v
18 of 20ACTUAL SIMON COWELL'S PEEN
**Disclaimer: this is not actually Simon Cowell's peen.**OR IS IT?Read more here.
19 of 20HANG ON. CHUCKLE BROTHERS PENIS?
THERE IS A SENTENCE WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SAY. Can you spot the phallic symbol in the picture? Click here if not.
20 of 20Gary Beadle penis take 39499292
He just looooves to get his wang out, doesn't he?