We'll admit it, we're a bit obsessed with Love Island: All Stars winner Tom Clare – you've probably figured that out after raising an eyebrow at our headline for this story. We were obsessed with him when he first graced our screens on winter Love Island 2023 and then we were reminded just how much we were entranced by him when he reappeared in the South African villa for All Stars.
As such, we've written about Tom Clare a fair bit on heatworld in 2024 – especially now he's Mr Molly Smith – and while perusing through the Tom Clare archives we stumbled across a whole article on the 6ft5 skyscraper's 'huge package' and, reader, how we giggled.
We giggled so hard, in fact, that we had to share that giggle with you and make this showbiz news once again.
If this is news to you, welcome, and you're welcome.
Anyway, around this time last year, the All Stars winner took to his Instagram to share a snap of his 'huge package and we truly gasped.
Erm, can you say 'mind in the gutter'? We can. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER.
Tom actually shared a snap of a giant package sent by eBay – Tom is an ambassador for the brand – with his hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers, full to the brim of lengthy pre-worn garments for the taller gentleman.
We know, what are we like?
To be fair, Tom is at least partial to taking snaps of his real junk and we have the picture to prove it...
Tom Clare thirst traps fan with poolside bulge snap
Early last year Tom and bestie Casey O'Gorman touched down in Ibiza for a cheeky lads holiday in the sun (the pre Molly times) and you can see where this is going, can't you?
Shortly after settling into his boujie Ibiza hotel, Tom shared one of those legs and pool snaps that just HAPPENS to include, erm, other areas of his impressive physique.
This is where we could get really tacky, tasteless and thirsty, but that's totally not our vibe, so we'll just say: look at how far Tom's left foot is away from, erm, his waist. That is truly one TALL af man.
Well done, Tom. Consider us thirst trapped – and that giant package (from eBay) looked plentiful.
New tab – not Tom tagging the hotel literally in his crotch.