We may only be a couple of weeks into the latest series of Love Island, but already there have been a number of shock confessions. First, there was Jake Cornish’s bombshell that his head could still be turned despite seemingly being happy with Liberty Poole, then Faye Winter made the bizarre admission she used a vibrator to cure a Botox fail - and that’s before we even get started on her favourite sex position. We’re still trying to work out WTF the eagle with a broken wing is…
But perhaps the most jaw-dropping confession yet is Brad McClelland’s horror story about a gruesome injury he suffered while doing the horizontal hokey cokey.
The Geordie labourer told the grim tale about how he once broke his penis during the latest episode of Unseen Bits, which aired over the weekend, and quite frankly, almost made us choke on our Saturday night takeaway.
Brad’s revelation came as the Islanders played a game to see how well they knew their partners when Rachel Finni, who coupled up with him 24 hours after entering the villa, was asked to describe his “most embarrassing sexual tale”.
The 26 year old then turned around his chalk board to reveal the answer as he proclaimed, “I’ve snapped my banjo.”
Eek, anyone else just shudder a little bit?
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1 of 22Sharon Gaffka Instagram name
Instagram: @sharongaffkaTwitter: SharonNJGaffkaTikTok: She's doesn't do Tik Tok, sorry babes YouTube: No YouTube either
2 of 22Aaron Francis Instagram name
Instagram: aaronfranciisTwitter: He doesn't tweet TikTok: WE'RE OBSESSED aaronfranciisYouTube: Aaron Francis Essentials
3 of 22Liberty Poole Instagram name
Instagram: libertypoolexTwitter: Liberty__PooleTikTok: libertyamorYouTube: No YouTube, sorry honey
4 of 22Hugo Hammond Instagram name
Instagram: hugo_hammond_Twitter: He's not on Twitter TikTok: No TikTok either :( YouTube: Hugo LOVES mystery, no YouTube either
5 of 22Shannon Singh Instagram name
Instagram: shannonsinghhhTwitter: No Twitter account TikTok: No TikTok either, sorry YouTube: Alexa Singh
6 of 22Jake Cornish Instagram name
Instagram: jakecornish7Twitter: Not on Twitter TikTok: No account :(YouTube: He's a water engineer, do you think he has time?
7 of 22Kaz Kamwi instagram name
8 of 22Brad McClelland Instagram name
Instagram: brad_mcclellTwitter: brad_mcclellTikTok: brad_mcclelland_YouTube: No Youtube account
9 of 22Chloe Burrows
Instagram: chloe__burrowsTwitter: @Chloe___BurrowsTikTok: Chloe doesn't have Tik Tok YouTube: No Youtube account
10 of 22Faye Winter
Instagram: faye__winterTwitter: @MissFayeWinterTikTok: No Tik Tok YouTube: Faye doesn't do YouTube, soz
11 of 22Toby Aromolaran
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12 of 22Chuggs Wallis
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13 of 22Liam Reardon
Instagram: liamreardon1Twitter: _LiamReardonTikTok: Liam doesn't do Tik TokYouTube: No YouTube either, sorry babes
14 of 22Rachel Finni
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15 of 22Millie Court
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16 of 22Lucinda Strafford
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17 of 22Teddy Soares
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18 of 22Andrea-Jane Bunker
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19 of 22Danny Bibby
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20 of 22Georgia Townend
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21 of 22Abigail Rawlings
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22 of 22Tyler Cruickshank
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Explaining how he suffered the injury in the Beach Hut, Brad continued, “One thrust of the hips and it was like, ‘ooh, what has happened?’”
Brad’s fellow Islanders were left stunned by the story with Rachel admitting, “I’m going to be sick.”
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In other Love Island news, it’s come to light that Lucinda Strafford knew one of her fellow Islanders BEFORE the show began.
Shortly after entering the villa, Lucinda’s fellow bombshell Millie Court asked, “Wait… so Chuggs has gone home?”
Lucinda then said, “You know what, I actually matched with Chuggs on a dating app and I remember talking to him about bucket hats.
“And then this guy comes in and he’s like, ‘Hi, my name is Chuggs and I own a bucket hat company.’ I was like, ‘I’ve literally had this conversation with you!’”
Ooh, just imagine what could have happened if they were in the villa at the same time.