If you have eyes and a telly, you probably predicted nothing but unadulterated chaos for Love Island 2025 OG Harry Cooksley in Casa Amor. It's giving 30-year-old kid in a candy store.
Mad moving. Helena Ford, who?
Those kind of vibes.
He's shown viewers nothing but wild behaviour from start to finish, so faith in the footballer we lacked.
But something has happened to the Love Island 2025 star in Casa Amor; and we can't quite put our finger on the motive. He's NOT been bed hopping, he's NOT telling Casa girls completely different things, and he's NOT smooching the night away. He even stayed on the day beds for the first couple of nights, FFS.
What is this multiverse?
There could be a few reasons for this, to be fair. Firstly, producers chucked his ex Emma Munro in as a Casa Amor bombshell, so she's in there keeping a close eye on any rogue behaviour, and he seems to genuinely like Helena (well, he keeps going back to her), so perhaps there is some loose loyalty there.
Saying that, he has formed a connection with Casa girl, Rheo Parnell, but dare we say it's' relatively respectful? Yes, they're flirting, sharing a bed and having the occasional smooch, but for Harry, let's be honest, this is nun behaviour.
We genuinely don't know whether he's going to bring Rheo back to the main villa and switch Helena for her, but one former Islander has shared his opinion and as far as we're concerned, this guy's blessing is a red flag.
No shade, but we are talking about Mitch Taylor – he's not exactly known for playing the Love Island game respectfully, is he? Come on. Facts are facts.
Taking to his Instagram story, the Love Island 2023 OG turned All Star posted a snap of Harry and Rheo snuggled round the fire pit with the caption, 'Ship x'.
Again, no shade to Mitch – and to be fair, he's majorly settled down these days – but we wouldn't class this as a blessing if this was our relationship.
In fact, it's giving 'you in danger, girl'.
The northern lad took part in Love Island 2023 and was an OG Islander who started out the show besotted with Molly Marsh.
But during his reign of mayhem, Mitch probably tried to woo about 50 of the ladies who entered the villa including eventual winner Jess Harding and returning bombshell Kady McDermott, and the best part? That isn't even the reason he was given the nickname Messy Mitch.
The gas man enjoyed playing a constant game of 'he said/she said' and was the gossip king of the series. He even won TWO awards at the The Grafties; It’s Giving Plot Twist and Mad Moves, which truly speaks volumes.
His performance on All Stars wasn't much better. But to be fair to him, we all still know who he is two years later and that's a rare feat in the land of Love Island.