Sheesh, we wouldn't want to be a certain Love Island bombshell right now.
When it was revealed that All Stars runners-up Callum Jones and Jess Gale called it a day on their fleeting romance, well, nobody was particularly shocked, but now Jess has lifted the lid on what went down and we're shook.
Zero shade towards Callum and Jess; they’re both equal parts gorgeous and lovely, but did we REALLY think they were going to work as a couple in the real world?
Erm, no.
However, we also did not think that Jess would come for the northern scaffolder and scathingly call him out for some alleged major indiscretions.
She told The Sun, "After certain bits of information came to light, I wouldn’t want to speak to Callum and after that, it was done.”
The All Star continued, "It didn’t fizzle out, things happened and there was this thing at Molly [Smith's] clothing event. I found out something prior to the event and something that you can’t really come back from."
The party in question is the launch event for Molly Smith's Boohoo collab where it was rumoured that Callum left with a woman who was most certainly NOT Jess.
Naughty, naughty scaffolder behaviour. Shaughna 'congrats hun' Phillips would NOT be shocked.
"We don’t speak now and I guess a line has been drawn under that," she explained. "I don’t want to hold grudges but it wouldn’t say he is a friend.”
When asked if what Callum did was unforgivable, Jess replied, “Yes it is.”
The winners of the All Stars series, Tom Clare and Molly, however, are still going strong and declared themselves boyfriend and girlfriend.
Sophie Piper and Joshua Ritchie also went official with their romance just the other day and we have high hopes for the remaining two duos.
We are begging all six of these Islanders, please do not make us think up another 'LOVE ISLAND COUPLE NO LONGER TOGETHER BLAH BLAH BLAH' headline anytime soon – we're running out of alternatives for the word 'split.'
Genuinely.