So in our minds (prepare yourselves, huns), Love Island boys come in two forms: 6ft 5 hunky man gods or, well, sweeter than sweet short kings. Like Tom Clare (6ft 5) and Nas Majeed (5ft 7) represent all male Islanders.
Obviously, that's not the case, Islanders come in all sorts of heights, but it's funny how we class the boys as either tall or short, isn't it? You do this, too, don't lie. In fact, you've definitely done this to Love Island: All Stars bombshell Ron Hall, and let us tell you, you've put him in the wrong box.
He might be giving that short king energy on screen right now (not shade, just a vibe), but Ron is, in fact, WAY taller than you think.
All Stars Ron and Casey O'Gorman have both fallen into this middle category, to be fair – ever since they both popped up on our screens on winter Love Island 2023.
We all thought they were short kings, when in reality they are both WELL over 6ft. We suppose it doesn't help when they're constantly hanging out with giants like Tom and Jordan Odofin (both 6ft 5) on camera.
The topic of Ron's height was brought up once again during a recent Instagram Q&A with whoever the hell is running his account while he's causing chaos in the All Stars villa.
A fan asked how tall Ron is and they confirmed, 'Ron is 6ft 1.'
SIX. FOOT. ONE. PEOPLE.
Back in 2023, shortly after he made his debut on winter Love Island, Ron himself spoke out about the misconceptions re his height, writing, 'This a great question because I've seen rumours of people thinking I'm small and 5ft 11. I'm 6ft 1; it's just that I'm stood next to people who are like 6ft 4 and 6ft 5 – but I'm tall.'
Not the 'but I'm tall' comment – why is this still giving short king energy, though?
Ron entered the All Stars villa as a bombshell on day 8 alongside Love Island 2024 icon Grace Jackson.
After exploring connections with Kaz Crossley, Gabby Allen and Catherine Agbaje – and royally p*ssing off Elma Pazar and Ronnie Vint – he coupled up with Kaz.
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about Big Brother, Love Island, and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅