When it comes to the love lives of Made in Chelsea cast there is always something crazy going on that none of us quite understand, especially if your name is Miles Nazaire.
The London lothario has had some interesting romance storylines during his five year reign on MIC. Who could forget when he dated Ella May Ding from Married A First Sight Australia? The Aussie flew over to England only for Miles to say, 'thanks, but no thanks'.
Or how about his heated relationship with Maeva D'Ascanio that is STILL being brought up on the show? It's been seven years. EVERYONE – let it go.
Then there's his short but sweet affair with Jazz Saunders, who is now dating Demi Sims, as well as Tiff Watson who is married with a child, and Issy-Francis Baum who now lives in America with her new boyfriend.
Basically, Miles isn't afraid to put himself out there and dabble in the world of romance and we love him for it, but he recently revealed just how 'wild' it can be.
Posting a video on Instagram, Miles can be seen looking all melancholy-like as he sits by a window.
'Breakups are wild,' he wrote, 'like...who am I meant to text now? I just found a new yoghurt I actually like. Am I supposed to sit with that information? Alone?'
Don't worry, Miles, as your comment section is telling us that you have HUNDREDS of people you can talk to about the latest flavour Arla has launched in their protein range. Including us.
Love Island 2024 finalist Lochan Nowacki wrote, 'Nah, text me the yogurt,' which makes sense as he is a chef.
Speaking of Love Island, perhaps Miles will find someone he can talk about fermented dairy to on the dating show. He might be posting videos and photos as if he is living the London life, but rumours of him heading to the States for Love Island: USA are still rife.
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Emily Vierke is a digital writer who has dabbled in the world of celeb, beauty and fashion. She knows all the goss on the cast of Made in Chelsea, is a BIG Lauren Sintès and is forever obsessed with the queen of one-liners, Lucy "why is everyone getting up in my grill?" Watson. Long may she reign.